I came up with this theory. Disagree with me if you want, I am pretty confident I am correct. What would Jesus have to say about jumping on beds? You know what I think Jesus would say? “You only live once on this earth, jump on the bed.” I also have this theory that when Jesus was a child, he himself must have jumped on the bed. Enjoy life. Immerse yourself in life. Jump on the bed.
As an adult, the biggest problem I have with children jumping on beds: I’m too tall! I fall off too easy, I don’t get to join them!